21st
Pay Attention!
This was emailed to me today. I thought it was funny.
A Real Story
First-year students at Texas A&M’s Vet school were attending their first
Anatomy class, with a real dead pig. They all gathered around the
surgery table with the body covered with a White sheet. The professor
started the class by telling them, ‘In Veterinary Medicine it is
necessary to have two important qualities as a Doctor: The first is that
you not be disgusted by
anything involving The animal body’. For an example, the Professor
pulled back the sheet, Stuck his finger in the butt of the dead pig,
withdrew it
and stuck his Finger in his mouth. ‘Go ahead and do the same thing,’ he
told his Students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several
minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the
dead pig And sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked
at them and
said, ‘The Second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my
middle Finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay
attention.. Life’s Tough, but it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.
